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If you like to sweat on a date (in a nonsexy way) …
From the running track to the weight room to the yoga studio you roam, counting the multiplying packs of your abs, marinating in your own sweat and hoping against hope that that dude — the one who always parks his yoga mat unnecessarily close to yours, making for optimal ass-viewing — will ask you to go for a smoothie after the last “Ommmm.”
Usually you’re so bold — you with your hot pink spandex and ability to bench-press your twin bed. But in his presence, all you can do to contain your ardor is assume a child’s pose and weep salty, sweat-mingled tears.
Well, muscle-bound dear, dry your eyes (and perhaps take a shower, too). There’s a dating site out there specifically designed for you: Single Fit People.
This free (for the time being) Boston-based matchmaking machine allows folks who like to work out to find other folks who like to work out to … you know, work out/make out with. The site even organizes events where singles can mingle and run around and stuff.
Yup, on this site, a red face is more likely to connote the blush of love, rather than an abrupt cessation of physical exertion.